Saturday, August 20, 2011

Year Two Week Twenty Seven // Those Krazy Kanes

*Kinda long, i know. I Go back to school next month and i still have a couple chapters i wanna get up before then, so yeah. And i didn't include Patrick's day with the cup, because really, it would have been a short part, so i'll just like summarize it in the next chapter or something. Anyway, Enjoooy*

*Sunday, Las Vegas, NV, Heather's POV*

Adam and i were still standing across the room from eachother. Me in a white dress and a wedding ring and veil. Him in only his boxers, but wearing a bow-tie around his neck, and a wedding ring as well. We just kept looking at each other. Both bug-eyed, and speechless. Then, there was a hard knock on the door.

"Adam, it's me and Sarah, you decent?" Patrick Sharp asked.

"We got a flight back to Chicago, hurry up!" Sarah yelled.

"Oh, and one of Kat's friends is looking for one of Kat's other friends, Heather or something," Patrick said. "You seen her?"

Adam stood there in his boxers, breathless and soaking in what they said, as was i.

"What do we tell them!?" I whispered. He gulped.

"Uh, i just woke up so i'm not exactly ready yet, but uh, Heather..." Adam said. "Yeah, she's in here."

Adam then walked over to the door, and opened it for Patrick and Sarah, and Sarah was about to say something, but she stopped when she saw me in the background. Both Patrick and Sarah had big eyes.

"Uh..." Sarah began. " looks like you two had fun last night..."

"We had fun alright," Adam said, not smirking, but bug-eyed, and uneasy.

"So..." Patrick began, before a slight little laugh. "Now that we're all together...all you can eat breakfast down the street?"

"Before we detour Las Vegas....there's something we need to undo," Adam said. Sarah then noticed me and what i was wearing.

"Is that a veil?" She asked, pointing at me. I Just slowly nodded my head. "Oh good god...did you two get married last night?"

"Like i said..." Adam said. "Before we leave Las Vegas, we need to undo something...."

*Two Days later, Tuesday morning, South Buffalo, NY, 3pm, Kats POV*

"Alright, now who's this?" Patrick asked me in our cab, showing me a picture of one of his sisters.

"It's Erica," I Said. "You've already showed me pictures of all your family members," I Rolled my eyes.

"I Just wanna make sure you know who's who," He said.

"James is your cousin who looks like you, just taller and sexier-"

"HEY," He yelled.

"Kidding!" I Said. "Erica is the blonde, Jessica has the darkest hair color, Jackie's the youngest one and it should be easy to figure out who she is, and i'm pretty sure i'll be able to tell your parents apart."

"Again, just making sure," Patrick said to me.

Then, the cab came to a stop in front of the arena Smackdown would be taking place at tonight.

"Looks like this is my stop," I Said.

"I'll see you in a couple hours with my family," Patrick said before he kissed me.

"Bye," I Said, as i got out of the car and headed into the arena.


"You know, that's actually pretty good," Kristen said to me before popping in a piece of candy into her mouth.

"I Know it is, i spent the whole plane ride here working on it," I Said, looking over my promo for tonight that i wrote all by myself.

"It took you all the way from Chicago to Buffalo to write that?" She asked, getting up from the crate she was sitting on. "Damn, your really loosing that creative touch you used to have."

"Am not," I Said.

"Yeah, you are," She said.

"Says someone who isn't at all creative," I Said.

"Now, either you take that back or this is gonna end up like the conversation of me not being fun," She said.

"Ugh, I hate you," I Said to her.

"Yeah sure you do," She said as we got to the locker room, then Maryse tossed something at me.

"Oh how i missed the locker room," Kristen laughed at the site of Maryse throwing papers at me, then she went to her stall.

"Um, can i help you?" I Asked Maryse, looking at the papers.

"I Heard you almost got raped by a stalker last weekend, no?" She said, flipping her hair.

"Um, yeah?" I Said, still looking at the papers.

"Well i just got a restraining order against my stalker, you might wanna do the same," She said. "Just a tip."

"Um, thanks?" I Asked. "But not now, i have more concerns."

"Like?" Maryse said.

"No concerns that are any of your business," I Said, rolling my eyes.

"You know, you probably should consider a restraining order against him," Kristen said.

"I Don't even know his name," I Said.

"Yeah, but you know what he looks like, Police have those sketch artists that can draw them, and they could probably identify him," Kristen said, getting into her attire.

"I don't like being around cops though," I Said. I Was cutting a promo, so i didn't have to get into my attire.

"Weren't you in training to become a cop though until you dropped out?"

"Why you think i dropped out?"



We head about an hour until show now and people were coming in the arena. I changed my promo a little, because Patrick and his parents and his three sisters are in the audience tonight and Patrick's introducing them to Kasey Angel before Kat, not the brightest idea, so i'm just trying to make the nicest impression i can.

*45 Minutes into the Smackdown tapings*

I Went over my promo one last time, i had it finally memorized from the top of my head. I had on some DC High-tops, skinny jeans, a light pink plaid shirt, and i also added on some Sun-glasses, to give me the perfect touch. A While ago, When the NXT tapings started, Patrick texted me that he and his family were in the crowd around section 115, row K. Cody just came backstage from a match and just took his mask off.

"I Get hot wearing that," He said.

"And your girlfriend thinks you look like an ugly duckling with that on," I Commented, walking up the steps of the gorilla position, waiting for my music for a moment, then it hit.

I Instantly ran out of the curtain and onto the ramp, and just stood there, observing the Buffalo crowd. They all just booed me, but i really didn't give two shits. I Then walked down the ramp and up the steel steps, went into the ring through the bottom rope, just walked around for a while, before being handed a mic at ringside, then i sat on the top rope in one of the corners. Is it ironic it the corner that would have my back turned to Patrick's family? Anyway, the music stopped and the lights dimmed, and i begun. 

“Last week, Me and Michelle McCool had a tag team match against the team of Alicia Fox and Tamina. In that match, I did AMAZING, clearly, and I was about to finish the match until Michelle decided to tag herself in and try to get the job done. For the past two episodes of this show, I’ve gotten the job done but before I can actually do shit about it, Michelle feels the need to get her Blonde Bimbo ass in the picture and try to get the job done. BUT No, she doesn’t get the job done and screws it up for herself AND for me. Michelle, do you know who I am? DO YOU? I’m Kasey Angel. I am the best god damn WRESTLER…yeah, I said the ‘W’ Word, I Am the best god damn wrestler not only in this little business, but In ALL Of Women’s Wrestling, and you best believe that, Brother.” I Paused, smirking slightly. 

“I’m also the Undisputed Women’s Champion of the world. I’m also the Best Women’s Wrestler in the world. I Can’t have you coming out here and making me look bad. Now, making me look bad is super hard to do, but lately, you’ve been making it look EASY." I Said, then i paused again. "You know, after I beat Kathryn in my hometown of Chicago at Money In The Bank, I wasn’t there on Smackdown after that because I had the night off after a hellacious match against her, but you, Oh Michelle…You were there. And you went out to the ring, you complimented me, you told me everything about me that I already know, and you asked me to be your new tag team partner, because simply, Layla can’t get the job done. That night, I was sitting in bed, icing my back that I highly messed up during my match, and I saw your little offer, and I decided, ‘What the hell, why not?’

Michelle, that was without a doubt the biggest mistake I have ever made in my life.

You asked me to team with you because I was better then Layla and you know it! But see, now, your nothing more than the person you can’t stand! YOUR LAYLA! I’m getting the job done and your just ruining it! That’s why after we lost to a team like a bunch of no ones like Tamina and Alicia whatever, that’s why I lost it. That’s why I unleashed all my hidden anger on you. That’s why I showed a new side to Kasey Angel that no one has ever seen before. Since then, everyone’s been talking about me and what I did, saying I have Anger Management issues since I erupted after two little losses, but see, I’m sure all of you people have heard of something called Dirtsheets, that’s the reason why the ratings for this show are so damn low comparing to RAW’s, Not because Teddy Long can’t run his own show, but because you people can’t keep your damn mouths shuts and run around to all these sites and telling them what happens here at the tapings!” I Yelled, then smirked, then continued talking.

“If you keep up with them, you’d know for the past two weeks during Smackdown Houseshows, she’s also ruined my moment in the spotlight and screwed everything up for me. That’s nearly 10+ matches she’s ruined for me because her head’s so far up her ass she can’t realize she’s no good and NOTHING compared to Kasey Angel. Everyone has a breaking point, and It takes A LOT for me to reach mine, but boy, she pushed me long enough, and I reached it. I’ve dealt with Hunter over on RAW, I’ve dealt with Maxine, those two were complete Pansy Asses. I’ve dealt with Kathryn Prince. She’s a real bitch, but she never pissed me off enough to make me reach my breaking point. Michelle, TWO WEEKS WITH YOU, you made me reach it.” Then, I paused and took off my sunglasses.

“For the past two years, I’ve came out to this ring in front of all you ungrateful people and I have given you all a show you will never forget simply because I can. I’ve gotten you talking about this, I’ve made Believers out of every single one of you. After two years, you think you know person. You people think you know me. Well guess what, I’m not an open book, you can’t just look at me and think you know who I am. You people will NEVER know me, EVER. From now on, I’m done playing it safe. I’m done trying to be some Super Hero. Besides, you guys already have John Cena and Randy Orton to act like your super-heros. From now on, You’ll see the new, different side of me that no one has EVER Seen. I’m an Avenged Angel on the hunt, and I won’t stop until I get exactly what I want, And McCool, I know right now, your at your home in Florida, letting your little Deadman take care of you, and I know your watching this right now, And you know what I want? YOU. Hear me now, because I will not repeat myself. I am DONE being a little puppet to all of you Assclowns. I am DONE catering to you guys, and I am DONE trying to be like John Cena and Randy Orton, trying to always please you disgusting people. For now on, Kasey Angel will no longer cater to the WWE Universe.”

Then, I throw my mic outside the ring to the ground, and my music started playing throughout the arena as I was booed. I got up and I was about to get out of the ring, but then, Teddy Long’s music hit, and he came out from the curtain onto the top of the ramp with a mic, and quickly I requested another one as he stood on the ramp and began talking.

"Hold up, Playa," He said immediately. "You're not just going to get out of that ring and move on, oh no, it doesn't work like that. See, let me explain something to you. This sunday in L.A, the twenty fourth summerslam will be taking place."

"I'm highly aware of that, thank you very much," I Said.

"I'm sure your also aware that you have yet to have a match," Teddy Long. "Well, now you do."

"Against who?" I asked.

"At Summerslam, it will be a Diva's match for the undisputed women's title, Kasey Angel vs Michelle McCool!" He said, causing a cheer from the crowds.

"WHOA WHOA WHOA!" I Said. "See what i was talking about earlier guys? About Teddy Long not being able to run his own show?" I said, looking around at the crowd. "See Teddy, your just making Michelle the number one contender for my title, yet she has done NOTHING to deserve a shot at MY Title!"

"You know what, Kasey, Your right-"

"I Know i'm right," I Said.

"If Michelle wants to be number one contender, she earns that right."

"Damn right she does."

"That's why i didn't give her the night off, and she is here in the arena tonight, ready to wrestle, and she'll wrestle against-"

"WHOA," I Said, stopping him again. "Hold on, this may be your poorly ran show, but these are my titles, and i'm only defending them on my conditions."

"Your conditions?" He asked.

"Yes, MY conditions," I Said.

"Alright, well what are your conditions," He asked.

"Condition number one, Michelle's gonna earn her spot as number one contender for my title, in a match, tonight, against an opponent of my choosing for her," I Said. "Condition number two, I Get to be the special guest referee." I Smirked. Teddy Long as stared at me from across the arena.

"What's wrong, Teddy? Do you not trust me? Do you think i'll purposely screw Michelle McCool over? Do you?" I Asked Teddy.

"Actually, I-"

"I Don't care what you think!" I Yelled at him. "Look, these are my conditions, and i will on-"

"No, You don't just make up your own conditions when your under contract on MY Show, playa," He said.

"I Do when i'm representing your poor women's wrestling division," I Said. He just looked at me.

"Fine, you want it, you got it, You will be the special guest referee in the Number one contenders match tonight against Michelle McCool and her opponent of your choosing," Teddy said. "And all that will happen later tonight."

"Of course it will," I Smirked.

Then,his music hit, and he left, as did i.

"You better pray to god Patrick explained the difference between Kasey and Kat to his family," Kristen said to me, as we were changing in the locker room.
"Not my fault i made my official bitch-turn and his family oh-so happened to be in the crowd," I Said, taking off my special referee t-shirt.

Basically, my promo was Bitchy, but oh my. Later that night, i got bitchy. Bottom line- i made Michelle go up against Kathryn, yadayadayada. I tried screwing her over in the match, that lead to a slight physical confrontation, and then, it got bad. very bad. I doubt people will see it on Smackdown friday night even. I Went slightly a little too far, let's just say that.

"You didn't just make a bitch-turn, you made a cunt-turn, everyone hates you, and i mean everyone," Kristen said, putting her sneakers on.

"That's all i want," I Said, zipping up my bag.

Then, a short, brunette girl just entered the locker room.

"Um, who the hell are you?" Kristen immediately said. I Just facepalmed.
"No, who the hell are you?" She asked back.

"Your coming into MY locker room," Kristen said. "Don't you dare be asking who the fu-"

"KRISTEN," I raised my voice.

"What!?" She asked me, annoyed i interrupted her.

"That's Jackie," I Said. "Patrick's Youngest sister," I Said, looking at her, super annoyed. She just looked back at the 18 year old girl, who also looked very annoyed.

"OOOH," Kristen said. 

"Anyway, I'm looking for my older brother's girlfriend," She said.

"Over there," Kristen said, pointing to me. I Just got my shoe on, and i put my bag strap over my shoulder.

"My names-"

"Yeah yeah yeah, i know who you are," Jackie said, rolling her eyes, catching me by surprise. "Come on, the family's waiting outside," She said, starting to walk out. I Just looked at Kristen real quick.

"That's one of his sisters?" She asked, i just nodded. Then, she laughed. "Good luck surviving at his house for the next 4 days," She laughed. I Rolled my eyes.

"COME ON," Jackie yelled.

"Like i said," Kristen said before i walked out. "GOOD LUCK!" I Once again rolled my eyes, and followed Jackie out of the locker room.

Once i walked out of the locker room, i was greeted by seeing the whole Kane family- well, the immediate family- standing outside, in birth order basically--- Pat's Dad, Pat Sr., Pat's Mom, Donna, Patrick, and his sisters, Erica, Jessica, and Jackie. Patrick got out of line and came over by me.

"Alright, here's a more formal meeting. Mom, dad, Ladies," He said. "This is my girlfriend, Kat, and she is not a bitch," He smiled, causing me to giggle a little.
"You sure?" Jackie asked, crossing her arms again and raising an eyebrow. I Just looked at her. I've only known her for about 3 minutes and she's already starting to judge me.

"Shut it, brat," Patrick said to her.

"It's just a character i play out there," I Said.

"You sure do it well, because i really hated you while watching you out there," Donna laughed.

"Looks like i'm doing a good job then," I Smiled.

"Eh, it was ify," Jackie commented. I Just looked at her again.

"Don't mind her, i'm pretty sure she's PMSing," Jessica said.

"I swear," Patrick said looking at Jackie. "I'm gonna duct-tape your mouth if you don't shut it."

"Of course you will," Jackie said, rolling her eyes.

"ANYWAY," Patrick said. "I'll introduce you all once we get back to the house. Let's just get in the car now, it's almost midnight anyway."

I Lead them out of the arena, since i was the only one who knew the backstage area and the exits and all that stuff and we headed to the parking lot and piled in the car. The Kane house was about 20 minutes away, so we got there right as it striked midnight and tuesday bled into wednesday. 

"Alright, it's late so i think we should all just go to bed now," Pat Sr. Said.
"I Was getting tired anyway," Jessica said, heading over to her room.

"Eh," Erica shrugged. "I gotta get up early anyway." She said, walking over to her room as well, leaving just me, Patrick, his parents and Jackie.

"I was gonna pull an all-nighter, but i guess i can go to sleep," She said, she eyeballed me the whole time she said that, and kept eyeballing me for a moment after that, then she finally left.

"Patrick," Donna said to her son. "We're gonna go get the guest room ready for Kat, maybe show her around the house for a couple of minutes."

"Alright, mom," Patrick said, as his Parents went upstairs to the guest room. "Alright this is a small-ass house, so this will be a small-ass tour," He said, i just giggled. "We are right now standing in the living room, here in the house, it is known as the room for living."

"OH REALLY," I Said, sarcastically.

"I KNOW RIGHT," he said back, i just giggled again. "We basically just watch tv in here and me and James are always playing video games here. Moving on," He said as we began walking across the room. "This is the kitchen, the room of making food for us to eat. Over there is the big table, where we eat. I'm sure you can see the glass door, and that leads to backyard where we have a pool-"

"I am not going in that pool," I Said.

"It's not even that big," He said.

"I Dont care i ain't going in water," I Said. He rolled his eyes, then lead me down the hall. 

"This is the door leading into the basement. No one really goes down there except my dad, that's like his man-cave, the place he goes to get away from all the women in here. And down the hall here are my sisters rooms," He said. Then we went upstairs. "Here's the bathroom, that might come in good use to you during your visit," He said. "The room down the hall is the guest room, where you'll be they say."

"What's that supposed to mean?" I asked.

"Trust me, you won't be sleeping alone in a bed this trip," He winked. "Anyway, here's the highlight of the tour, my room," He said, opening a door.

I Walked in, and i immediately saw all of these trophies and awards hanging up on his walls. I Also saw some of his jerseys from USA Hockey, London Knights and the Blackhawks. His room was basically filled with all of his hockey achievements. He had a big single bed in the middle, with a blackhawks bedsheet at the end of it. Attached to his ceiling, he had something that held up all these hockey sticks. On his dresser, he had more trophies, including a picture of him at the 2007 NHL draft when he was selected 1st overall by Chicago. I Also saw some Sombreros, about 2 or 3 of them over by his dresser, and i also saw some customized Sneakers, one pair that caught my eye said "P. Kane" on them, and another on said "numba 1" on them. I Looked around the room some more. More trophies, awards and pictures.

(Kaner nerd authors note- if your interested). 

"Nice room," I Smiled, holding up his replica caulder trophy.

"Thanks," He said. I Put the trophy down, and put on one of the sombreros, while also looking at a picture of Patrick when he was, maybe 13 or 14 wearing the same sombrero on the ice during...or after, a hockey game. "You look way better in that than i do," He laughed. 

"I Know," I Said, winking, then taking it off. "What about those, eh?" I Said, pointing to the 'Numba 1' on them.

"Oh, those," Patrick laughed, picking them up. "Me and James got these as a joke, you know, since i was first overall in the 2007 draft."

"Oh," I Said. Then, Donna knocked on the door.

"Kat, if your ready, the guest rooms all set up," She said.

"Alright, thank you," I Said. "See you tomorrow morning," I Said to Patrick.

"Bye Babe," He said, pulling me into a quick goodnight kiss. "Love you."

"Love you two," I Said, as i headed out and into the guest room.

The guest room was a normal guest room, you could say. It had a bed, a tv, and a desk which i put my bag on. I changed into some pajama pants, and into a different shirt, then i pulled my hair back into a pony tail, turned off the light and crawled into bed, but it wasn't long before i felt Patrick sneak into bed with me. I'm sure his parent's wouldn't enjoy seeing him in a bed with me, but whatever.

*The next day*

I Was awaken by movement. I felt the bed moving and the floorboard slightly creeked. I sat up and slowly opened my eyes and saw Patrick sneaking out, but he saw me before he did.

"Did i wake you?" He whispered.
"Yeah," I Yawned. "What time is it?"

"6am, my mom's always up by 7am, so i decided to get up now and head back to my room," He said.

"Oh, well i think i'm just gonna go downstairs and get some breakfast," I Said, crawling out of bed and putting on my glasses that were laying on the bedstand next to me.

"I'll go with you, i'm slightly hungry too," He said. "Let me just grab a shirt and some pants," He said, since he was only in his boxers.

Patrick grabbed some random shirt and put on some checkered Sabres colored Pajama Pants--- he plays for Chicago, but grew up a huge buffalo fan---. Then we went downstairs to make breakfast, but when we did, we were shocked to see Erica up and looking through the fridge.

"Erica?" Pat asked, shocked to see his sister up this early.

"Oh, hi guys!" She smiled, grabbing a water.

"How are you so....awake this early?" I Asked, yawning slightly.

"I get up this early every morning to go for a run around the city," she said.

"Oh," I Said.

"We never really met last night," She said. "I'm Erica, I'll be 22 in a couple months," She smiled, extending her hand as i checked it.

"I'm Kat, I just turned 22 last week," I Smiled.

"You seem nice!" She smiled. "Me, Jess and Jackie are going to the mall later today, wanna come with?"

"I Would, but Patrick said he was gonna take me around Buffalo today," I Said.

"Nah, it's fine," He said, grabbing some oatmeal mix. "My day with the cups Friday. Trust me, we'll see all we need to see in Buffalo then."

"Alright," I Said. "I'll go," I Smiled at Erica.

"Great!" She smiled back. "I'll be back in after 8 miles," She said, putting on her ipod as she ran out the house.

"See, my four favorite girls alive are already bonding," Patrick smiled, pouring two glasses of Orange Juice for me and him.

"Whose number one?" I Asked, grabbing the orange juice he handed me.

"You don't wanna know," He said, taking a sip of his.

I Just playfully punched him the arm, and then we finished our O.J and decided to go watch Saved By The Bell, since TBS airs that early mornings,and i also tortured Patrick with my sexual remarks towards Zack Morris. It was a perfect wednesday far.

*Later That Day, Las Vegas, NV, Heathers POV*

"Three days later and i'm still suffering the side-effects of getting hung-over in Vegas," Sarah said as we were walking in the casino i met Adam at during Kat's birthday. "I really think those two should just do this," Sarah said referring to me and Adam.

"We don't always get what we want, Sarah," Adam said. "Especially us two idiots."

"You think i wanted to get Married? And to someone who lives in DALLAS?" I Asked Sarah.

"If you didn't want to, why did you?" She asked.

"Because he got me drunk," I Said.

"I Didn't get you drunk," Adam said.

"Yes you did clearly!" I Said.

"Will you both shut up already," Sharpie said. "You both got drunk and you both said i do, let's leave it at that."

"Just...what the hell are we supposed to do?" I Asked as we kept walking.

"Try to figure out exactly what happened, besides, it's Vegas, chances are the person who 'Married' you wasn't ordained, we just gotta take it step by step," He said.

"We just gotta remember who married us," Adam said, then Sarah turned her head to the right real quick.

"You think it was her?" She said, pointing to a black lady.

"She doesn't look like a person to marry people," I Said.

"Yeah, Sarah," Adam said. "Why would you think that?"

"Oh, i don't know, maybe because theres a bunch of wedding dresses and wedding pictures behind her along with a bible?" Sarah said sarcastically. "Oh yeah, including your wedding picture."

"Wait what," I Said.

Then, we immediately ran over to the lady.

"Hi I'm-" She began, but stopped when she saw me and Adam. "THERE YOU TWO ARE!!!" She smiled.

"You remember us!?" Adam said.

"Of course i do!" She said. Then, she grabbed a picture and handed it to us. "This was your wedding picture, you said you would get it later after you go celebrate the marriage upstairs, but you never came back down, so i kept it."

"Oh, we know we didn't come back down," I Said, looking at the picture.

Adam was in what he was wearing at the casino, plus a fedora and a bow-tie, and i had the dress, the flowers and the veil. It was a picture of that lady marrying us. Me and Adam looked SUPER happy, yet we were SUPER drunk.

"I Wish more couples came here like you," She said. "Committed, and in love."

"Committed and in love? THOSE TWO," Sharpie asked her.

"Okay, look, this is Vegas," Sarah said. "So uh, i bet your not even ordained, right?"

"Oh no honey," She said. "Everyone here is ordained and all marriages are real....unless you go get married by that fat guy trying to be Elvis," She said, rolling her eyes.

"Alright, well then..." Sarah said. "See...this marriage wasn't supposed to happen."

"Oh, it wasn't," The lady said, folding her arms and raising an eyebrow.

"No, so uh," Sarah said. "We were wondering if we could kind of like, get a refu-"

Right as Sarah said that, the lady flipped this sign that said 'NO REFUNDS' on it.

"Let me make myself clear, honey," The lady said. "All marriages are real, and final, no refunds whatsoever. You wanna end this marriage, i'm afraid your gonna have to do it that old fashioned way with a divorce. Besides, these two got a good price."

"A Good price?" Sharpie asked.

"Yep," She said. "$2,000 for the ring and just a little over $500 for that BEAUTIFUL dress," She smiled.

"I Used all the money i won from playing to get married!?" Adam asked.

"Yeah you two are screwed," Sarah said to us. I Sighed, and Adam just shook his head with his hands on his hips. She's right, we really are screwed.

*Back in Buffalo, Patrick's POV*

It was about noon and i was on the couch, watching some TV with my dad and my mom was making sandwiches for us for lunch in the kitchen, when Kat, Erica and Jessica came downstairs.

"We're gonna head to the mall now," Jessica said.

"I thought Jackie was going with you?" My mom asked, coming out of the kitchen.

"She said she doesn't feel too good," Erica shrugged. I instantly Sat up.

"I'll go check on her," I Said, standing up and heading down the hall, knocking on Jackie's door. No answer, so i just walked in and saw her laying down on her bed with her headphones in, i just pulled them out of her ears.

"HEY i was-" She began, but stopped after she saw it was me. "Oh, hey," She said, laying back down.

"Heard you weren't feeling good," I Said.

"Uh, yeah.." She said. I Felt her forehead.

"You don't feel warm, at all, you feel pretty cold actually," I Said.

"Uh, it's not that, it's a stomach ache," She said.

"Oh, i see," I said, not buying it at all.

"Yeah, maybe it's because i didn't eat breakfast, but i'm not feeling too good," She said.

"Oh, you want me to go get you something?" I Asked.

"Sure, a ham sandwich?" She asked.

"Sure, you want a side of not buying it with that or...?" I Asked. She sighed, then rolled her eyes. "Seriously, what's wrong? Why don't you wanna go shopping? You love shopping."

"I Just don't feel like it, is that so wrong?" She asked.

"Uh, yeah," I Said. She rolled her eyes. "Seriously," I Said, sitting on the end of the bed. "What's wrong?"

"Nothing, just leave me alone," She said, trying to put her headphones back in, but i grabbed them from her before she could.

"Jackie, it's me, not mom or dad, you can tell me anything," I Said. She sighed, and sat up.

"You really wanna know?" She asked. I Nodded. "It's her."

"Her?" I Asked.

"Your girlfriend," Jackie said. "I Can't stand her."

"Why?" I Asked. "I've barely seen you say a word to her."

"Because, i just don't," She said. "I Can already tell she's a bitch and only after you money, like Sydney was."

"I'm sorry, but where were you last night?" I Asked. "She has a job as the Undisputed Women's Wrestling Champion, the last thing she needs is money, and she's absolutley not a bitch."

"Can't you see Patrick!?" She said. "Ever since you came here, it's been all about her. Not mom, dad, or me Jess and Erica! She's changing you! You're not the same person you were last summer."

"You know, you're right," I Said, standing up. "She is changing me. She's making me a better me. She's maturing me. I'm growing up,you may wanna try it sometime," I Said, walking out of the room and slamming the door shut behind me.

I Headed back into the living room in the middle of Jessica, Erica and Kat's discussion, but i paid no attention to it. I Just flopped right back down on the couch.

"Is Jackie coming or what?" Jessica asked.

"No she's sick," I Mumbled, un-muting the tv. "Just go without her."

The girls shrugged, then walked out the door and got into Erica's car to head to the mall.

"Is Jackie really sick?" My mom asked concerned.

"Just go make her a ham sandwich, she'll be fine after that," I Mumbled again. My dad looked at me real quick, but took a hint i wasn't in the nicest of moods, so he let me be and we continued watching tv.


"We're hooome!" Kat said walking in the door carrying four bags, as did Erica.

"Looks like you girls got a lot of stuff," I Said, looking at them.

"No, we only got two bags, the other two we're carrying our Jessica's," Erica said as Kat nodded.

"Why are you carrying Jessica's stuff and she's not?" My mom asked.

"She already had too much stuff to carry so we said we'd help her," Kat said, as Jessica walked in with like, four or five bags. We all just looked at her.

"What? I Told you i needed a new wardrobe," She defended.

"I'm gonna go take these to my room," Erica said.

"Me too," Jessica said.

"Hey Kat, after you put that stuff in your room, meet me out back?" I Asked.

"Sure," She said, heading upstairs.

"You need to talk to Kat about something?" My mom asked.

"Nothing that's any of your business," I rolled my eyes.

"Don't roll your eyes at your mother," My dad yelled from the living room.

"Sorry," I Shouted behind me as i headed outside and over to the grass and sat in one of my dads lawn chairs.

About two minutes later, Kat came outside and i motioned her over and had her sit on my lap.

"What's this about?" She asked.

"Oh nothing, just thought we could get away from my family for a while, you know, privacy," I Said, as i started kissing her neck.

"At your parents house, really," She asked as i continued.

"Yes," I Mumbled in between.

I Stopped though, as i heard the glass door open.

"Hey Kat," Erica said, running out. "My mom wants to talk to you inside," She said.

"Alright," Kat said, getting up, and i followed. "Can i help you, Mrs. Kane?"

"First, call me Donna," My mom said. "Second, i'm taking the girls out to dinner and i was wondering if you would like to come, it'd be a great opportunity to meet you," She said.

"Sure!" Kat smiled.

"Alright," My mom said. Her, Kat, Erica and Jess were already out here. "JACKIE, COME ON WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE FOR DINNER." Jackie then came out of her room.

"I'm not feeling too good," She said.

"Well you can't just not eat," Mom said.

"I'll make something later tonight," She shrugged.

"No, you're eating dinner now," My mom told her. "You're either coming with us you're gonna have to convince your brother to make something for you."

Jackie just looked over at me, and i looked down. I just didn't wanna even look eye-to-eye to her.

"I Think i'm just gonna go over to James' house," I Said.

"Alright, Jackie go get some shoes on, you're coming with us," My mom said to her. Jackie just looked at me, but i turned my head. Then, i walked out and headed to James' house.

*Kats POV*

Donna took us to this restaurant, looked pretty fancy. We got a table for five. Jackie, Jessica and Donna on one side, Erica and i across the table. A Waiter came up and took our order.

"Hi, what may i get you ladies?" He asked.

"I'll take a baked potato," Erica said. "Sour cream, bacon and some cheese on it."

"I'll have a steak, medium rare," I Said.

"Same, but well done," Donna said.

"Same as her," Jessica said, pointing to me.

"I'll just take some water," Jackie said, Donna just gave her a stern look. She rolled her eyes. "I'll have a salad."

"Okay and what can i get you ladies to drink?" He asked.

"Red wine," I Said.

"OOH i want that too," Erica said.

"Me too!" Jessica said quickly. She was only 20.

"Jessica," Donna said, giving her a stern look.

"I'll have some Pepsi," Jessica said.

"Again, i'll take some water," Jackie said.

"Coming right up," The waiter said.

Besides Jackie's weird attitude, dinner was fine. I Haven't really spoken to Pat Sr. Yet, or James, but his sisters and Donna are amazing. Then, BOOM. Donna decided to start drilling down on me with questions about me.

"So where are you from exactly?" Donna asked me after she had taken a sip of her Red Wine.

"Yeah Patrick said you're from Chicago, but where you guys live now with the Hawks and stuff, it's almost all apartments and condo's, no houses or school's nearby, well walking distance," Jessica said.

"I'm from Chicago Heights," I Said.

"Chicago Heights?" Donna asked.

"Yeah, it's basically the ghetto part of Chicago," I Said, taking a sip of my red wine.

"Ghetto?" Donna asked, confused.

"It means bad place mom," Erica said impatiently.

"Ooh," Donna said. "How long have you two been dating?"

"Um, we met like, a year ago here in Buffalo at one of my wrestling events, and we took it steady there, hanging out and stuff, late night phone calls, and i remember, it was late september, he just got done with training camp and he came to pick me up at the airport from my trip to Japan. He took me to the U.C for a surprise and we skated for a while, that was fun, by the time we were done, it was pouring rain and there was thunder and lightning, so he took me back to his place and i spent the night there. When i woke up, i was about to leave, until he invited me to come back over for a movie after he got done going for a light skate with Jonathan. I Came back over about 7, and we were picking movies and he made Popcorn, and he came back over to me and was basically like, "I Have this friend who wants to ask this girl out, but he doesn't know how, advice?" So i told him to tell his friend to just ask the girl out. And then, he asked me to be his girlfriend, i said yes, and then, yeah," I Said.

"That's how you and Patrick started going out?" Erica asked, i just nodded. "This is my brother we're talking about, right? I Never knew he could be a romantic type, at all."

"Well he is," I Smiled, taking a sip of red wine.

"Other then my brother," Jackie said, finally speaking up. "Any other serious relationships."

"Actually, two," I Said.

"How serious," Jackie asked.

"Both you could say were....weirdly serious, i guess," I Shrugged.

"Explain," Jackie said.

"Jacqueline, i'm sure Kat doesn't wanna talk about her exes," Donna said to her.

"No, it's fine," I Shrugged. I'd never really talked about my first serious boyfriend before, for a reason. I Took a deep breath, only to see the Kane girls looking at me ready to talk, so i did.

"My first real boyfriend was named Christian, Christian Jacobs. I Met him around the end of my 8th grade year, and he basically had the Justin Bieber hairstyle before Justin did," I Laughed. "I Had SUCH a crush on him, and he eventually had a crush on me, not until our freshman year though. Then, we started dating on and off. To this day, all i remember about my two first years of High-school were being with him on and off, and he basically was my whole life at that time, especially after my mom died the summer i was turning 15."

"Your mom died?" Donna asked.

"Some type of Cancer," I Said. "She got it early spring, was out by late July. My sister was already in College, my brother was getting ready to leave for College, so it was just me and my dad, and Christian and some friends."

"Oh," She said.

"Anyway," I Said. "After our sophmore year, we just took a break, relationship wise. Still talked a lot though,  but he had another girlfriend for a while. Eventually my 16th birthday was approaching, just as one of my friends parents went out of town, so she saw that as the perfect excuse for a party. She threw me a party, and Christian was their. Lot's of other people that i didn't like, or knew, showed up too, and some bad guys too, but we kicked them out. Anyway, Christian and i talked the whole night, and i ended up getting the wrong impression, and i told him i still loved him. He didn't say it back. I Got mad and left. He tried to stop me, i didn't let him."

"What happened after that?" Jessica asked, really interested.

"To this day, i'm still confused exactly WHAT happened, but this was what his best friend, Justin told me," I Said. "Apparently Christian went up to him, and talked about....toast or something, using kind of like, codenames for me and him, something like that, and by the end of that convo, it turned into Justin talking to Christian and Christian realizing he really did still love me. So, i hear he left the party and went to go and find me and when he went to the car there were some guys, stuff happened, and when he went to go un lock his car door," I paused and Sighed. "I Was nearby and saw two guys running away, fast, i was confused and started walking back, and i just saw him down on the ground, leaning up against the car. I Thought it was weird, so i started walking closer, then i saw his eyes were wide open, but then i stepped in something red, and realized it was blood. I Went into panic mode, got down on me knees and just held him, and then i saw the his back, and it was all bloody and there was a hole, and i found out he was stabbed. We got him to a hospital ASAP, but it was too late. He was announced dead upon arrival," I Shrugged.

"Oh my gosh," Jessica said.

"Eh," I Shrugged. "I Had a tough time getting through it, but i pulled through," I Said.

"Yeah i'm sorry, Jackie said. "What about the other relationship."

"Oh...him," I Rolled my eyes. "He was actually the guy i left for Patrick," I Said. "Basically he was jealous, didn't like me being on the road so much, and he didn't like how i was forming a friendship with Patrick. He gave me an ultimatum. It was him, or my career, and by my career, he met Patrick, and he wasn't fond of my answer, and that's when things between me and Patrick really hit it off."

"Wow," Donna said.

"Yeah," I Said. "Quite a past, but whatever. It's my past, Patrick's my present, and he's my future too hopefully."

"Well, you seem like a good fit for my son, and he seems like a good fit for you, so as long as you two are happy, I'm happy," Donna smiled.

"Yeah, your not like other girls Patrick's been with," Jessica said.

"It's either his one-night stands or the sluts trying to take all his money and gain some fame for dating him," Erica said. "But your nothing like that."

"Yeah, i guess you aren't," Jackie said, looking at me.

"You know," Donna said, taking a big sip of wine before she said that. "God knows i won't get any from these three girls anytime soon, so uh," She said, as i was taking a sip of my red wine. "When do you think you and Patrick will be ready to give me grand-kids?"

I Immediately choked up on my wine after she said that.

"Mom, you just met her last night and your already asking her about Grandkids!?" Erica asked.

"Well sorry," Donna said. "But i'm not gonna live forever."

"Your oldest is turning 23 and your youngest just graduated High school, you have plenty of time," Jessica told her.

"If it helps," I Said. "Occasionally, me and Patrick have talked about kids and stuff, but as of now, we both agreed we're not gonna try until we get married, or engaged."

"Oh okay," Donna said.

"Can we leave now? I'm done," Jackie said.

"So are we," Erica said as Jessica and i nodded in agreement.

"Alright, we can head home now," Donna said.

Then we all got up and paid the check, then went outside to the car. You know, his family isn't as bad and scary as i thought. Though Jackie still scares me slightly.

We went home and walked through the door to see Pat Sr. On the couch, and Patrick and a guy who looked JUST Like him, just taller, standing up and singing Larger Than Life by BSB.

"What's going on?" Jessica asked.

"Oh, me and James are just goofing off," Patrick laughed.

"Yeah, we were just," His cousin James began, then he saw me, and paused. "Hot damn who is that fine piece of ass!?"

"HEY That's my GIRLFRIEND you're talking about Jackass," Patrick said to him.

"Your girlfriend is oh so fine," James smirked.

"Okay yeah James, get out, NOW," Patrick said.

"Fine, but i'll be back tomorrow," He said. As he was walking out, he stopped at me, and looked down at me and smirked. "Wait for me, Shawtay," He winked, walking out. I Just looked at Patrick.

"What's up with your cousin," I Asked.

"It's James, you should expect that when he sees you," Patrick rolled his eyes. "Want some ice cream?"

"I'll have a little, i'm still full," I Said.

"Alright, anyone else?"

Patrick ended up making bowls of ice cream for everyone, then we all just sat in the family room.

"I feel like watching a movie," Erica shrugged.

"How about us girls go change into pajamas, come back down, heat up some popcorn and watch a movie," Jessica suggested.

"Sounds great!" I Said.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do?" Pat Sr. Asked.

"It's called a basement, honey, there's a tv down there," Donna said to her husband.

"Alright," Patrick sighed as he and his dad went down to the basement.

Donna started making popcorn as the sisters and i went to our rooms to change into our pajamas. Erica and i both had our hair pulled back, but Jackie and Jessica kept there's down. As we all sat down on the couch and got comfy, Donna brought over a big bowl of popcorn and Erica came back from her room with a movie.

"Paranormal Activity? I Just got this as a gift and i really wanna watch it," She said.

"Really, Paranormal Activity," Jackie rolled her eyes.

"I Don't know..."Donna said.

"Come on, it'll be fun!" Erica said.

"Fine," We all agreed. Erica smiled and popped it in, then turned off all the lights and we started watching the movie.

It wasn't too long before we were scared out of our minds, burying our faces into pillows and scared for life. I Couldn't even eat anymore popcorn, because i was scared to feel another hand when i grabbed some. Then, about halfway through, around midnight i think, i heard a strange noise.

"Do you guys hear that?" I asked,scared.

"I FEEL something," Erica said, quite as scared.

"It sounds like heavy breathing..." Jessica said.

"Mom, i'm scared," Jackie said.

"I'm sure it's just your imaginations, this movie is pretty scary," Donna said.

I Felt more heavy breathing behind me. Maybe Donna was right, it was just my imagination....but no. I Then felt a hand touch me, and just stopped. Stopped breathing, everything. I gulped, then turned around, and saw a man wearing a jigsaw mask another man wearing a jigsaw mask next to him, then i just started screaming as did the rest of the girls. Then they both took off the masks, and we saw it was just Pat Sr. And Patrick.
"BOO," Pat Sr. said.
"HA, we got you girls good," Patrick smirked as he took off the mask.

"PATRICK TIMOTHY KANE JR," I Yelled. "I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR ONE CAST, BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET ANOTHER ONE," I Yelled, jumping over the couch and at Patrick, but he caught me and just put me over his shoulder. "LET ME DOWN."

"Nah, i'm good," Patrick said.

"Ugh, i hate you both," Jessica said.

"Me too," Jackie said.

"Well it's almost 1am, you should all be asleep anyway," Pat Sr. said.

"I'm too scared to go to sleep," Jackie said.

"Come on, Jackie, it's fine," Erica said as the girls got up and headed to their rooms.

Patrick and i headed upstairs. He tackled me onto his bed, and closed the door, and before i knew it, we were fast asleep in each others arms.
*The Next Day*

I Woke up next to Patrick. Oh shit. I Was supposed to wake up at six and sneak back into the guest room to make sure that no one saw us in bed together. Fuckfuckfuck. Ever worse- i heard Patrick's door open up. Oh shit.
"Pat, look at them," I Heard a voice say, i could tell it was Donna talking to Pat Sr.

"Look at those kids," Pat Sr. said to his wife. "Kat's all curled up to him, and Patrick's got his arm around her."

"They're just too cute together," Donna said.

"Yeah, they really do," Pat Sr. said.

"Should we wake them?" Donna asked.

"No, let's let the kids get their sleep, they have a big day tomorrow," Pat Sr. said, as the door creeked shut. 

I Couldn't help but smile after i heard what his parents said about me And Patrick.
"Did you hear that," I Heard a voice whisper to me, and then i realized it was Patrick.
"Yeah, i heard," I Smiled.
"Okay, how do we play this?" I Asked.
"Well it's called Keep it up, how do you expect to play it?" Erica asked, grabbing one of those big huge balls you could buy at Target or something.
"Whatever," I rolled my eyes, before sticking out my tongue.
It was around 4pm and the Kane's and I were outside in their backyard about to play this game called Keep it Up. As Erica just told me, how it's called is pretty much how it's played.
"We play this ALL The time," Patrick said. "I'm positive we could someday maybe-"

Then, the sliding door opened as Jackie came outside. So far this week, she's been quiet and to herself, with the exception of the movie last night, so we were all surprised to see her outside.
"What? I Love Keep It Up, i wanna play, is that wrong?" She asked. 

"You done acting like a little brat?" I Heard Patrick whisper to her. She just rolled her eyes.

"Let's just play," Jessica said.

Keep it up was so much fun. Some of the sames people made during the game were just so stupid and funny at the same time. Then, Erica was tossing it over to me, but it accidently went into the pool.
"You gotta go get it," Erica said.

"But i didn't hit it," I Said.

"Yeah but you didn't keep it up," Erica stuck her tongue out.

"Fine i'll go get it," I rolled my eyes.

I Ran over by the pool and then leaned over into the pool to go get it, but before i knew it, i felt no ground under my feet, and the next moment, i was in the water. I Started just flopping my arms around, trying to get out.

"Son, help your girlfriend!" I Heard Pat Sr. yell at Patrick, who i'm guessing pushed me in. Patrick kind of just grabbed me and helped me out, then grabbed the ball and threw it back by his family.

"You're taller than the pool, yet you still acted as if you were drowning?" Patrick said.

"Oh shut up," I Said to him, rolling my eyes, then sticking my tongue out.

After i stuck my tongue out, Patrick immediately stuck his tongue inside my mouth and we started having a pretty gruesome make-out session... until we were interrupted by Jessica throwing the ball at us.

"HEY," Patrick yelled at her.

"GET A ROOM," She yelled back.

I Rolled my eyes, but i couldn't help but smile afterwards. Patrick told me i was not only meeting his family but spending 5 days there, i threw up. But now that i met them and i'm on the 3rd day, really, his family made me feel super welcomed. and i loved it. Hopefully, this isn't our last trip to JUST boyfriend and Girlfriend, that is. 


  1. At first I was thinking his family was gonna hate you and stuff.. but DAMN was I wrong! They LOVE you. Well, except for Jackie maybe.. man she rubbed me the wrong way in the locker room. -_- bahaha, but thats adorable you spending time with his sisters and stuff, him and his daddy scaring the crap out of you guys :D and really? making out infront of his family? REALLY, sounds like me and Punk dont be like us please! xD haha loved it! can't wait for more!

  2. Dang nice promo. Oh snap no refunds on weddings. Aww Patrick's family is so cute. Glad Donna and Patrick Sr, love Kat. Except for Jackie not sure why she doesn't like Kat. Can't wait to read more loved it!

  3. Loved it! The promo was AWESOME! And Aww Pat's Fam loves U! :3 And Dang me and Adam r stuck married :o Can't wait to read more! :3

  4. Well damn I'm far behind :x but anyway~ I'm glad, Kaner's family loves you! :D Lol but Jackie.... >_> *Shrugs* SOMEONE needs like an attitude check. Making out in front of parents?!? LOLWUT?!?! XD Kickass promo btw! :D at least you didn't do anything crazy :x yet...